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Captain Crunch Coolatta

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Frozen, thick, and pink, and it tastes precisely like the milk at the bottom of a bowl of berry cereal. The berry shots give it a slightly artificial edge that is doing all of the nostalgia work here.

How to order it at the counter

Start with: Medium Strawberry Coolatta

  1. 1Order a medium Strawberry Coolatta
  2. 2Ask for it made with cream instead of water
  3. 3Add 1 raspberry flavor shot
  4. 4Add 1 blueberry flavor shot

Heads up — Making a Coolatta with cream isn't standard everywhere and may get refused or upcharged. Ask nicely.

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“Can I get a medium Strawberry Coolatta with 1 raspberry flavor and 1 blueberry flavor shot, made with cream instead of water?”

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